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Bloopy Product Variant

your new
little
sidekick.

01 / STUDY MODE

3 hours of pretending to study.

02 / BED ROT

doing absolutely nothing.

03 / JUST BECAUSE

you saw him and needed him.

WHO IS BLOOPY?

the lore behind the squish.

Born from pure dopamine.

Bloopy isn't just a toy—he's 90% soft silicone, 10% pure chaos, and 0% thoughts. Created to absorb fidgets, late-night overthinking, and study stress without ever judging your screen time.

✨ Series 01 Collection

Secret Drop Roadmap 🤫

You're early! The Original Bloopy is Drop 01. Series 02 is currently locked in the squish lab. Join the VIP club to get first access when new characters drop.

🔒
Drop 02: Boba Bloopy (Coming Soon)
THE IMPORTANT BIT

when nobody
shows up...

Bloopy does.
AND THEN...

sometimes
you just
want someone
there.

messages
u okay?
yeah
you sure?
just tired
want to talk?
honestly no
okay
that's okay
PREMIUM COMFORT SPEC

built for infinite squishes.

🧪
Zero Odor Guarantee
Crafted from 100% medical-grade TPR silicone. No harsh chemical smells, ever.
Embedded Glitter
Glitter is infused inside the material—never painted on top. Zero flaking on hands!
🧼
Easy Spa Wash
Linty? Wash with warm soap and water, dust with baby powder to make him brand new.
🛡️
BPA & Non-Toxic
Strictly tested safe materials so you can keep Bloopy on your desk or bed worry-free.
WHAT TO EXPECT

the unboxing experience.

PERFECT HAND SIZING

Designed for Your Palm

The ideal size to fit comfortably in your hand while typing, studying, or relaxing.

Hand Fit: Fits perfectly in your palm for easy one-handed squishing
🎒 Portable: Easy to toss in your bag or keep right next to your keyboard
☁️ Featherweight: Lightweight, soft, and easy to hold all day long
READY TO UNBOX

Official Adoption Package

Bloopy can’t wait to jump out of the box and join its new home!

✨🎉✨
DON'T JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.9 / 5.0

2,000+ people
love bloopy.

💖 obsession worthy ✨ 10/10 squishiness ⚡ instant dopamine
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bloopy in the wild.

@chloe_reads
📚
"he sits next to my laptop during 4hr lectures. literal lifesaver 😭"
@desk_aesthetics
💻
"the pink glitter matches my desk setup so well!!"
@sam_vibe
🚗
"new car passenger unlocked. 10/10 squish."
@cozy_study
"washed him under the tap like the guide said and he's brand new again ✨"
got questions?

frequently asked squishes.

What is Bloopy made of?
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Bloopy is crafted from ultra-soft, non-toxic, BPA-free TPR squishy silicone. It's safe, durable, and designed for endless fidgeting.
Is Bloopy washable?
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Yes! If Bloopy gets linty or dirty, rinse him with mild soap and warm water, air dry, and lightly dust with cornstarch to make him brand new again.
How fast is shipping?
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Orders ship within 24 hours! Standard shipping takes 3-5 business days with full tracking provided directly to your email or phone.
Is Bloopy safe for kids and pets?
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Bloopy is made from 100% non-toxic materials! However, because Bloopy is small and super squishy, we recommend keeping him away from young children and pets who might chew or swallow him.
Will Bloopy lose his shape over time?
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Nope! Bloopy is built with slow-rebound memory silicone, meaning no matter how hard you squeeze, squish, or stretch him, he will always pop right back into his original cute shape.
What is your return policy?
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We offer a 30-day squish-satisfaction guarantee! If you're not totally in love with Bloopy, send us a message and we'll arrange a full refund or exchange—no hassle.
WELCOME TO THE BLOOPY CLUB

you need
a bloopy.

A cute, squishy little companion that gives your hands something satisfying to do, helps break up those restless moments, and is always there when you want something soft nearby.

100% squishy
instant vibe

Loved by all.

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